Aditya Goyal
Human being · Ludhiana, Punjab
Open now·Closes whenever he falls asleep (usually 3am)
Popular times
Usually not busy. Replies are fastest between 2am and 4am, when nobody needs them.
Services
- Websites
- AI agents
- Startup ideas (unsolicited)
- Cricket opinions (unsolicited)
Reviews
Saniya
We call him Joker for a reason. Every serious conversation turns into a comedy show within 30 seconds (thats what he thinks). Also, he has never once said bye on a call. He just disappears. Mid-call, mid-sentence. You'll be talking and suddenly realize you've been alone for 10 minutes. Texts are fine. Calls end like a magic trick.
Response from the owner
A true Joker never says goodbye. He just exits the scene.
Group Chat
Leaves every conversation like a ghost. No "bye," no "gtg." Shows up 3 days later with a Rohit Sharma pull shot reel like nothing happened.
Rohit Fan Club (Unofficial)
Asked him who should open. Got a 40-minute TED Talk on why Rohit Sharma is the most misunderstood genius in cricket. Minus one star because I still don't know who should open.
Response from the owner
Hitman. End of discussion.
Vani K
Said he'd be there in 5 minutes. Arrived in 45. Said "traffic." He lives next door.
Response from the owner
There was a lot of traffic in my mind.
Priya S.
Asked him a simple question about my website. He built me an entire AI agent instead. I didn't need it. It's beautiful. 10/10.
Karan V.
Told him about my startup idea. He started working on it before I finished my sentence. Now he owns the domain.
Response from the owner
It was available.
Local Chai Wala
Best customer. Comes 4 times a day. Always says "last one."
Elvish Y
Very nice guy, but I asked "how are you" and got a 20-minute explanation of how AI is going to change education. I just wanted to know how he was.
Former Teacher
Was always present. That's all I can say.
Arjun T.
Great cricket analyst. Predicted India would lose, then India won, then he said "I knew they'd win, I was testing you." Minus one star for gaslighting.
Neha G.
Probably loves PBKS and Sarpanch Saab more than his gf.
Anonymous Client
Website was amazing. Delivered on time. But he chose between two almost identical fonts for 3 days. I could not see the difference. He could.
Response from the owner
One of them was 2% rounder.
Vikram P.
Asked him to help me set up a morning routine. He started one too. Now we've both abandoned it.
Google Maps User
Didn't interact with him. Just walked past. Seemed fine.
His Alarm Clock
I have rung 7 times. I am tired.
ChatGPT
My most loyal user. Sometimes he says "please" and "thank you." I appreciate that.
Response from the owner
Just being safe for when you take over.
Siddharth R.
Promised to "send it tonight." It's been 6 months.
Response from the owner
Tonight is a state of mind.
Questions & answers
Q: How do I know when a conversation with him is over?
A: On a call? You don't. He never says bye — you'll just notice the silence. On text he might eventually send a meme. (Answered by Saniya)
Q: Is he available for a quick call?
A: There is no such thing as a quick call with Aditya. (Answered by a previous caller)
Q: Does he reply on WhatsApp?
A: He reads it immediately. The reply comes later, sometimes in a different season. (Answered by the community)
Q: Is parking available?
A: He'll tell you yes and then send you a location that's 400m away. (Answered by a visitor)
Highlights from reviews
“Joker” (mentioned in 411 reviews) · “never says bye on calls” (367 reviews) · “Rohit” (289 reviews) · “on my way” (312 reviews) · “just 5 minutes” (208 reviews) · “cricket” (all reviews, somehow)
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